I've created a printable guide to the state by state electoral vote breakdown categorized by Swing States, Bush States and Kerry States. I used data from Electoral-Vote and Election Projection to decide which state belongs to which candidate and which states remain in swing play. The 244k PDF file is available to download and print here.
To print simply go to file>print setup and choose which size paper you want to print on and make sure you have 'Fit to Page' selected when you print.
I'll be at the R Bar Election Night, drinking heavily, using their wifi and hoping for the best. Stop by and have a drink with me or check back here that night for results as they come in, I'll be blogging the whole crazy thing.