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National Day of Slayer TODAY!

Today is 6.6.06, the National Day of Slayer. Be sure to listen to Slayer as loud as you can, wherever you are. While you're at it listen to Black Sabbath, Morbid Angel, Deicide or any other evil Heavy Metal that you can get your filthy hands on.

Here's a list of some choice videos to help celebrate the day:

Slayer - Necrophobic (live from 86!)
Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
Slayer - Raining Blood
Slayer - War Ensemble
Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Morbid Angel - Blessed Are the Sick

Gnarls Barkley: Crazy

Gnarls Barkley is Cee-Lo + Danger Mouse. I've been hooked on this track all week. Today I downloaded St. Elsewhere, their new album. It is 100% dope!

Move Your Feet, Shake Your Junk

Shanna and I met up with a big group of  our friends yesterday and headed down to the Jazzfest, thanks to Ryan's contribution of free tickets. We started off with food, of course. I had a few of the usual favorites but the standouts were the new Andouille Calas with Green Onion Sauce & Vaucresson's Crawfish Sausage Po-Boy.

After the treats we headed over to Congo Square and caught Soul Rebels Brass Band, who rocked the house. The next stop after that was the Williams Plum St. Snoball Stand where we enjoyed delicious snowballs covered in condensed milk. Next up we met Kay & Louis over at Economy Hall to hear some great traditional jazz followed by a trip over to the Acura stage to see the first part of Allen Toussaint & Elvis Costello's amazing New Orleans R&B set. Hearing Elvis belt out Ernie K-Doe's "Mother-In-Law" was a real treat.

The icing on the cake was getting down to Rebirth Brass Band who totally ruled the stage and the crowd. After they finished a very tired Shanna and I rode home. I finished the day by meeting up with Will and Sonny for a beer at the R Bar.

I'm totally sunburnt and tired today but it was worth it. I always enjoy my one day of the year at the Jazzfest.

Reluctant Jazzfest

I've been going back and forth on whether or not I will attend The Fest this year. Today I woke up and read this article in the Times-Picayune and have been swayed a bit closer to going. This post on Looka! is also making me want to go pretty bad.

For all the fuss made over the music and the atmosphere, the food is the real draw for me. A brief list of my favorite Jazzfest eats would include:

• Boudin & Boudin Balls
• Crawfish Bread
• Mrs. Wheat's Nachitoches meat pie
• Oyster Puffs
• Crawfish Beignets
• Vaucresson Hot Sausage Po-Boy
• Cochon de Lait Po-Boy
• Shrimp Bun (Vietnamese vermacelli salad)
• Pork Papusa
• and of course Rose Mint Tea

I've always wondered why the organizers can't get some Abita Beer in there or what would it take to set up a big Snoball tent. I'd love the ability to get a large Wild Cherry Snoball with condensed milk to drag over to the next show at Congo Square.

So yeah, I'm probably riding my bike up there this weekend. Now I just need to decide which day to attend. If Shanna wants to go we'll definitely be going on Sunday to catch Elvis Costello, The Boss, The Meters and more. If it's just me I might head over on Saturday to catch Juvenile, Etta James and Herbie Hancock.

Home of the Gangsta Gumbo

The New York Times is running an article about the exclusion of Bounce and Hip-Hop from the current national love fest of New Orleans music. I have a love/hate relationship with Bounce that is hard to explain. In my youth the radio airwaves were filled with inane and awesome rhymes like "Drive the stick a little deeper and a Sister might buy you a beeper", which I rightly thought were brilliant, raucous, and hillarious.

Later on, as I got older and started to realize how the sound and culture of Bounce contributed to the social problems in the city, I started to tune out and even condemn it. Even the early stuff like "Triggerman" seems tame compared to the later "Chopper City" permutations. But still Mannie Fresh's techno infused production always made me overlook the negative and I was easily pulled in by dance anthems like Juvenile's "Slow Motion". I'm currently enjoying both Juve's "Reality Check" and Lil' Wayne's "Tha Carter, Vol. 2".

There's a lot of good and bad to be said about Bounce but it's definitely part of our culture and heritage. To deny it is to deny our history.

BoC Dayvan Cowboy Video

Boards of Canada have released their first music video. It's for "Dayvan Cowboy". It is beautiful and psychedelic. Watch this and put a smile on your face. WMV Mp4 MOV

Help Me Somebody

My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, an amazing collaboration between Brian Eno and David Byrne, celebrates its 25th Anniversary this year. To commemerate the occasion Nonesuch is releasing a special remastered version. They've launched a very well designed website to accompany the release. There's a ton of great content on the site including critical essays, samples, and original artwork including a Burce Connor short film. In addition they are also releasing 7 songs not on the original release and they are allowing users to download multitrack versions of the original recordings to cut up, sample and remix.

Bush of Ghosts is one of my all time favorite albums. It reminds me of the wild and heady days of the early 90s, which for me was defined by exhuberant psychedelic exploration. This album typifies that vibe. More importantly its sound is evocative of the emerging globalism and the resulting cultural conflicts of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. It's an important album on many levels and I'm happy to see it being preserved and celebrated.

Trivia: My favorite track off of the ablum, "Help Me Somebody" features a sampled recording of the Bishop Paul Morton, a wild, shouting preacher and the most powerful man in New Orleans gospel. It's a frenetic recording of Morton screaming about what how you can't escape the Spirit, even in Hell. It was recorded off of an A.M. radio in New Orleans, sometime in 1980.

Talkin' funny and lookin' funny and talkin' 'bout "Nobody loves(?) me" you make yourself look bad.

Help me somebody.

You need to take a good look at yourself and see if you're the kind of person that God wants you to be.

It's no big thing, it's a small thing, what... people... think(?).

Help me somebody.

There's no escape from Him. He's so high you can't get over Him. He's so low you can't get under Him. He's so wide you can't get around Him. If you make your bed in Heaven He's there. If you make your bed in Hell He's there. He's everywhere.

Woo! Help me somebody. Woo! Help me somebody.

Get Your Hustle On

Juvenile's Get Your Hustle On video is pretty amazing. Even though it advocates using your FEMA checks to buy cocaine and convert it into crack I'm kinda feeling what he's saying. New Orleanians need to make their own way in the world now because no one's going to do anything for us. We've been abandoned at all levels of government. Is this how terrorism starts?

Carnival Kickoff

Last night, as Shanna and I were returning from running some errands we heard a very loud 10 piece Panorama Jazz Band playing outside of Cafe Brasil on Frenchmen St. We walked down and watched them for a little while and they sound amazing right now. They now have 7 horn players and 3 percussionists which makes them louder and wilder than I've ever heard them before. A little later a bunch of our friends congregated there and we had our first mini get down of the season.

I also completed the cape and hat for my costume yesterday. Today I will construct the armbands and paint my shoes & cape. It's coming along very well.

Tonight it's off to see Knights of Babylon, the Krewe of Chaos and the Krewe of Muses. If you plan on being downtown tonight come and hang out with us on the corner of St. Charles and Canal, next to the Pickwick Club and across the street from Rubenstein Bros. I'm so excited for what this Carnival time will hold and tonight is the real beginning.

Home of the Groove

home of the groove is a really nice New Orleans-centric audioblog run by Dan Phillips. Currently featured is my all time favorite Mardi Gras tune, Carnival Time by Al Johnson as well as It Ain't My Fault by The Olympia Brass Band. Check 'em out and get into the Carnival spirit.